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VJ
I am 5 feet something guess!!! hehehe!! nt short!!
weighs about 50+ !! nt fat hehe!!
hmm!!! loves reading real life stories.
Recently became a fan of LKH ..After for so long being a fans Sidney Sheldon ( the great man, muz have settled in heaven ). Purely cuz LKH has gt the charasmatic story telling elements of Sidney.
Music
hmmm!! one of my favourite leisure time hobby.
hey!! hey!!
let me hear you say
hey !! hey!!
I will always say ~~~ AVRIL ~~~ is the best ever female singer I ever liked. And still dieing to marry if she divorces his beloved husband.
Pray hard every day. Hopeful it doesnot !!! hahahaha!!! Cuz i wanna her to be happy!!
Wow!! when there is best female singer I ever liked that means there should be a male oso rite!! he is none other than not so handsome man
JAMES BLUNT.
hehehe!!
yeah!!
nt much to say lol!!!
yup!! how do u chat wif me!!!
oh!! ya!!
vj_land@hotmail.com
haha!!
Wishlists
One day can drive the aeroplane high in the sky !! Oh!! Ya aeroplane doesn’t hv drivers rite ?
I meant pilot !!lol!!
Hopefully !! I can smash that stupid 10k Singapore record.
Meet a girl who dislikes mi every single joke.
Likes
Songs.
Story tellers
A room without a ight.
Food.
Being harshly trained.
Lovable friends.
U.
Dislikes
Everything I dun have.
Nightmares.
None of U.
5:45 AM
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
okiE.. wanna see a super funny kid ... read the joke and you can imagine him.. hahhaha..
Concerned when one of his most reliable employee does not show up so the boss calls the employees home. The phone is answered by a giggling child..
The boss asks " Is your dad home?"
"yes", the child says.
"Can I speak to him ?" the boss demands.
"No." the child replies.
"Well, Can I speak to your mum?" The boss asks patiently
"She is busy talking with the police " says the child.
Alarmed the boss says " Gosh! well then may I speak to the police ?"
"No.He is busying talking to the man in the heli-copter thats bringing in the search team" ,the child says.
"My lord", now really worried . "what are they searching for?"
"me", the kid chortles.
okie .. one more this time short and sweet okie...
A man stops for directions. " What is the quickest way from here to the airport?" pleads the driver.
"Are you walking or driving?" asks the stranger.
"Driving". Replies the driver.
"Thats definetely the quickest way" says the stranger....
hahhahaha!!!